Since giving birth to be wonderful Miss A, my body has gone through some **interesting** things... and interesting is putting it lightly... 6 battles of mastitis, a blood clot in my wrist, high blood pressure/extreme swelling, torn tendon in wrist from the repetitive motion of picking her up, a
pyogenic granuloma on my face that I had that lasered off and now
melasma...
What is melasma? It makes your skin look like this:
Sometimes it is called pregnancy mask. Mine developed the FIRST day we were at the beach this summer. Even with 30 SPF, within 30 min I had brown spots on my forehead, cheeks and upper lip.
And the best part is that it it is impossible to cover up with makeup. I constantly look like I need to wash my face and make an appt with the waxer. Lucky me.
I saw the dermatologist this week and if I want to jump start the clearing up process I can get facial light treatments, laser resurfacing or have a chemical peel done. Yes! Sign me up! Oh wait.... those are out of the budget. Which leaves me with the most affordable option. Bleaching cream.
Yes, the cream that Michael Jackson used to transform from a black man to a white woman. One of the side effects of the cream is being able to moon walk and possibly losing your nose.
Is it in bad taste that I make a joke about a man that recently passed away? Too late.
***That picture is NOT me. No way am I going to post a close up pic of my spotted face.***